Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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