i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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