Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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