Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.