I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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