I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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