waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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