Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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