Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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