i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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