Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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