yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You can't just leave with hair like that
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
you made out with another girl for some wings
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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