he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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