let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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