so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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