The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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