i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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