who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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