And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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