I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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