I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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