I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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