WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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