Ambien. No doubt about it.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize