You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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