Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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