It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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