This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
only you would photoshop your dick
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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