Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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