they need to just BURY HIM!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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