we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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