how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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