so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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