I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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