Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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