got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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