you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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