ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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