Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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