I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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