And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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