just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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