Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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