some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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