you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Too much gin, very little bucket
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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