Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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