69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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