What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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