He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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