I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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