I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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