ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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